Burglaw
10 laws a good burglar should always follow...
1)Bring a gun (Pretty cheap if you buy it in your local grocery store)
2)Bring a car (If you don't buy one after your 20 years in prison)
3) Don't steal candy from a baby...unless he or she is asking for it (It will happen trust me)
4) Don't use your real name...Use ur parther's name to rob a bank (His is usual something too stupid to believe)
5) shoot Richard (always the name of the cop who ends up catching you)
6) Get his body and dump it in the bank (I don't know why just do it)
7) Rob the bank (or a place with lots of federal money)
8) Run away from cops while listening to banjo music(extra hillbilly-like)
9) Crash into a tree and run into a crack house! (optional yet recommended)
10)Eat some mother F@#kin CAKE!!! (A must for a sugar rush to replace the ending of your adrenalin rush)
1)Bring a gun (Pretty cheap if you buy it in your local grocery store)
2)Bring a car (If you don't buy one after your 20 years in prison)
3) Don't steal candy from a baby...unless he or she is asking for it (It will happen trust me)
4) Don't use your real name...Use ur parther's name to rob a bank (His is usual something too stupid to believe)
5) shoot Richard (always the name of the cop who ends up catching you)
6) Get his body and dump it in the bank (I don't know why just do it)
7) Rob the bank (or a place with lots of federal money)
8) Run away from cops while listening to banjo music(extra hillbilly-like)
9) Crash into a tree and run into a crack house! (optional yet recommended)
10)Eat some mother F@#kin CAKE!!! (A must for a sugar rush to replace the ending of your adrenalin rush)
1) F*@k stupid Richard (Rule 5) is following us (*hits partner*) why didn't you read the F@#king book ya idiot!
2) Dammit, because i didn't get a car (Rule 2) I can't even buy a decent car since i couldn't carry much (Drops fake Burglaw Book, couldn't afford real one) *Facepalms*
3) make up your own in your head why are you making me do everything.!
2) Dammit, because i didn't get a car (Rule 2) I can't even buy a decent car since i couldn't carry much (Drops fake Burglaw Book, couldn't afford real one) *Facepalms*
3) make up your own in your head why are you making me do everything.!