Burglecunt
A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).
Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!