Burka Bluetooth
When a somalian takes a crappy generic brand cellular device and tucks it on the side of the their head between their burka and ear creating a hands free device.
Micheal: Did you see that somalian using their Burka Bluetooth?
Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!
Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!