burner kiddie
A person with an inflated sense of self importance, who thinks they will be targeted for hacking by nation states. Talks about OPSEC incessantly without fully understanding it.
Person 1: Mom, I'm going to DEFCON, can I have your credit card so I can buy a phone from the convenience store?
Mom: Don't be a stupid burner kiddie, no one wants to hack you.
Mom: Don't be a stupid burner kiddie, no one wants to hack you.