Burnhamese
A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.
The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.