Burnsy

Originally from the unknown destination of Ballyclare. She is an outgoing, two legged animal who loves to prowl through the towns and cities. Her mating call is a long line of sarcastic words. She responds well to money,friends and music. BEWARE SHE DOES BITE!

A "Burnsie" (pronounced burnsy) is where you throw back some hard liquor during normal business hours, enough in fact that it's all over your breath and you slur your words when you get back to the office. Those that have the cajones to pull a Burnsie are generally high up enough in the company that nothing will ever come of it. The underlings however are fully aware that a Burnsie has taken place.

Usually a Burnsie happens over a lunch with sales people.

The "Half Burnsie" which is the same lunch, less liquor and you don't slur words.

another name for a cluster of genital warts

the immediate regret or shame you feel after instigating, or participating in an internet flame war you then can't extract yourself from; be it on facebook, forums or meaningless threads at the bottom of webpages.

A type of person with little or no morals. Derived from the character in the series "Mash". Usually used in reference to someone in the military who is really stupid.

Theft; crazy mad deal. Derived from Mr. Burns in the Simpsons due to his propensity to swindle an unsuspecting victim.

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language