Burnt Reynolds

What druggies commonly call aluminum foil used for smoking, meth, cocaine or heroin.

Not your typical sunburn; a burn only felt by suave motherfuckers, hence the Burt Reynolds namesake. Tom Selleck, whom I'm sure sported a Burnt Reynolds on more than one occasion during the filming of Magnum P.I., could also work as a namesake, but doesn't rhyme with burn in any conceivable way.

Common amongst those of Italian/Latino/Pacific Islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.

Doesn't show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. Once they have reached their deepest tan, it's the condition just slightly beyond this.

Symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see "afterburn" but never appearing as a haole red burn; see "lobster face"

Commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. Or overtanning by Guidos.

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.

Referring to someone strung out, nodded out from smoking 'blues' on foil (Reynolds aluminum foil)

A funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he's burned or "burnt" with STD's for the rest of his life.