BURNT TURD
CHIX THAT TAN SO MUCH THEIR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A FAKE LEATHER BAG OR A BURNT TURD
HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.
BURNT TURD
A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.