burnt waffle
A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.
"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."
"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."
"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."
"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
Burnt waffle
A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.
Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.
Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.
Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!
Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh
Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh
Burnt The Waffle
When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.
Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."
Burnt blue dick waffle
And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”