burpturd
What happens when one bodily function accidentally activates another. As in having to belch or sneeze and suddenly realizing you have also wet your pants or soiled yourself.
Man 1: "I had a genuine burpturd yesterday. I ate those wings. Let one roar and squirted a little." Man 2: "What a mess, man. I had one recently I got the hiccups in the car, hit a bump and pissed a little. I am the burpturd king."