burt
Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).
Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."
or
General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."
or
General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
burted
To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.
"I was totally burted last night, I had'nt a clue where i was."
Burt
Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.
Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
Burting
A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.
If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.
If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."
" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
Burted
(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp
Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!
Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!
Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
Burt
Short for Butt Hurt
Did you see how upset she got? What a Burt.
Wow, Tim is such a burt all the time.
Wow, Tim is such a burt all the time.
Burt
A bitter, angry old man who lies about his age, can’t handle his alcohol, and suffers the illusion that because a young bartender shows him manners, they are prepared to get sexy with him. He likes to insult people, and start fights with no cause, and is generally hated by all.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.
You know the guy, Burt that was buying rounds at the bar the other night? He’s a nasty mother fucker.