Bus Hands
The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.
Sorry I just got home and have to wash my bus hands before I eat.
bus hands
Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Fun Bus Hand-Job
An exciting, secretive hand-job performed on a fun bus on the ride back from your trip. The thrill of the trip combined with the hand-job itself creates an explosion in your pants. If done right, none of your seat neighbors will be disrupted.
"After riding roller coasters all day Stacy just Larry a Fun Bus Hand-Job"
Bus Driver Hands
There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?
Dirty Bus Driver Hands
When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands