bush panic
1) The feeling of panic that rushes over you the moment you take off your partner's underwear only to reveal what resembles thick tropical underbrush. 2) Not knowing how you are going to get out of going down on a girl with an extremely unkempt pubic region.
"Joe had a moment of bush panic after he realized the girl he is about to go down on has pubic hair so thick it will take a map to find the sweet spot."