bushwanker
a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration
Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.
Bushwank
When one is alone fishing, camping, or any other outdoor activity, and feels the need to rub one out. Also known as Solitary Arousal Syndrome.
Tom was out fishing with his one man tent and portable shower when he was suddenly taken over by the urge to have a bushwank by the camp fire.