But baby...it's shark week!
The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.
Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.