butt coffee
Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.
After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.
butt coffee
liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.
I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping
butt coffee
Feces, especially runny stuff
There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.
Butt Coffee
When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
percolating butt coffee
A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"
coffee butt
When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.
And come home for anal.
Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"