Butt-Crumbs

Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.

Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.

She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

Butt Crumbs

Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.

Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry!

Butt Crumbs

Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.

Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.

Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

俚语	butt crumb
释义	Butt-Crumbs Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity. Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs. She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs" Butt Crumb A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be. Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf? A: He's a nobody Butt crumbs also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets. Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again? Father: Yes, why do you ask? Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat. Butt Crumbs Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere. Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor? Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry! Butt Crumbs Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom. Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom. Butt Crumb The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness. also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured. 'dude, did you have a salad today?' 'yeah, howd you know?' 'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet' 'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.' also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?' Butt crumbs When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out. I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs
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