buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

俚语	buttering the potatoes
释义	buttering the potatoes the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm "oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes." Butter your potato to your own liking Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms. Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian. Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear. Buttered Potatoes When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra? Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some? Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^
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