Buttering your bread
Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Buttering your bread
Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
butter your bread
to compliment effusively...sometimes insincerely sometimes not..with the idea of gaining favor
The way she went on about your new haircut I thought she was just trying to butter your bread
butter your bread
see butter his bread.
I'm gonna butter your bread!
Butter your bread
To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.
Man my bread is dry. Homie I got you. I’m gonna butter your bread.