butterize
To spread butter on something.
"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"
"Sure, dude!"
Buttering
It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately
Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.
Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.
Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!
Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.
Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!
* later that day.
All: Surprise!!!
Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!
Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork
Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.
Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.
Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.
Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.
Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!
Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.
Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!
* later that day.
All: Surprise!!!
Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!
Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork
Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.
Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.
Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
that's butter
Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.
"Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter"
Butter It
The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb.
It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.
It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.
"John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?"
"John said he wanted to Butter It."
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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."
"John said he wanted to Butter It."
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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."
butters
This means 'ugly' when used to describe a person. I think it comes from 'butterface', as in 'nice body, but her face...'
"She is well butters"
butters
A sweet little boy from South Park. Hes so stupid and cute and dont ya just wanna hug him?
"Well thats ok. Id rather be a crying pussy than a faggy goth."
no butter
an expression you say when somebody says they're going to do something. if they don't do it, you get to hit them
A:I'm going to make a sandwich!
B:NO BUTTER
A:*Doesn't make sandwich*
B:*Hits A*
B:NO BUTTER BITCH
B:NO BUTTER
A:*Doesn't make sandwich*
B:*Hits A*
B:NO BUTTER BITCH