Butt Grape
A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.
Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.
Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.
Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.
Butt Grapes
A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.
I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.
These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.
These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.
Butt Grapes
The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.
"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"