Butthurtis

Typically used as an adjective, to describe someone who is prone to whining, or being a pansy,
Also used as a proper noun, and nickname, best used when the person is named Curtis

getting your feelings hurt over food

Butthurtious: One who is always butt hurt about nothing and everything all at the same time. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor." Often leads to crying in supervisor's office with small talk. Ends with muscly arms up in the air. This kind of person always has a crazy night of doing absolutely nothing but walk around forcing commands in the "you do dis you do dat" mentality.