buttmonkey
Rectum dwelling primate
That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air
buttmonkey
one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!
buttmonkey
The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.
Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!
buttmonkey
Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.
Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.
Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.
Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.
buttmonkey
Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.
My boss is such a buttmonkey.
buttmonkey
someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.
n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.
buttmonkey
Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.
My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!