buttmullet
having copious amounts of hair located around the ass-region in form of a mullet.
Dude, that buttmullet has to go...no need to start a wildlife preservation down there.
Buttmullet
A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).
"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"
"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!
"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!
Buttmullet
A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).
"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"
"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!
"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!