Buttness
Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"
"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"
"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"
"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
Butt on Butt
A phrase used to describe an awkward situation
So I walked in on Bob and Kelly making out it was a major butt on butt situation
butt to butt
The sexual position involving two people, preferably females, and one double ended dildo. You can figure out the rest. This position was popularized by the film "Requiem for a Dream".
"Do butt to butt!"
butts butts butts
A movie made by the great Lisa Donnellan in reference to a pornographic nature. It was done in three different ways with lots of screaming.
I watched butts butts butts the other night. Damn, girlfriend got it going on.
butt butt
To hit (or butt) something with your backside (butt).
I saw Joe give lil' Jay the ol'e butt butt, and it knocked him flat on the ground.
Butt Butt
A very aggressive and passionate way to say, anus, bum, or fanny. It works synonymously with Blast Shart.
Person 1: "Lick my Butt Butt!"
Person 2: "I am laughing so hard that pee is leaking."
Person 2: "I am laughing so hard that pee is leaking."
butt butt
A butt butt is someone you love very much. If you're a guy and you call anyone but your girlfriend a butt butt, you're a huge homo. But if a girl calls you a butt butt, she loves you very much.
"Danny, you are a butt butt."