buttockracy
n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.
"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."
Buttockracy
Government or the holding of power by people selected on the basis of their ability to pass gas or talk shit.
Holy shit Jim Bob, the boss must have eaten an extra ration of Pork & Beans this morning because he made even less sense than usual, we must really be living in a buttockracy.