butt podge
The dried crust that can accumulate between your butt cheeks with improper hygiene or just a great insult in place of your current favorite phrase.
James isn't much for showering - so the butt podge build up is intense at times.
As an insult: "McKenna was a total butt podge this morning before school"!
As an insult: "McKenna was a total butt podge this morning before school"!