Butts disease
A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
Gau Butt Disease
A chronic disease which causes you to poop and not realize it.
Jeff has the Gau butt disease
Dutch Butt Disease
Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).
Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.
Wet butt disease
What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.
Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!
Dutch Butt Disease
A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry
Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease
Bi-Polar Butt Disease
A case in which you have very smelly farts sometimes uncontrollably expelling from your anus, but you ate nothing to provoke such an occurrence.
Dude Ian has major Bi-Polar Butt Disease this evening.
Butt Cheese Disease
Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.
Oh dude, i think i have but cheese diesese!!