A Conlon

To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.

A person who is 1. Very Irish 2. Gets Drunk pretty much everyday 3. Is a bro 4. and Loves Lacrosse

These people tend to be very awesome, almost a rare find.

A conlon is Irish by blood and loves to play football he might not support the best team but he is very loyal if you find a conlon your very lucky

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

A hottie played by Gabriel Damon

Isaac Conlon is a tall, slim boy. He’s shy, caring and always fun to be around. Not only does he have a great sense of humour but he will constantly put his full effort into making you feel better if you are down. Isaac Conlon is the boy destined to be with a beautiful, big beautiful blue eyed girl, who loves music and is always unintentionally comedic but enjoys seeing the grin on the faces of the people she makes laugh. Isaac Conlon is the individual that enjoys school for the learning aspect and for the social aspect; he has big plans for the future!

A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.