Buxt- Butt-B'fugly
eons beyond ugly, this word describes one who is two notches beyond fugly, and one notch beyond butt ugly.
"So, what did you think of my boyfriend?"
"Oh, he's buxt-butt-b'fugly"
"Oh, he's buxt-butt-b'fugly"
Buxted
A shitty boring village in the middle of nowhere.
Its 'high street' consists of a corner shop, barber and a rug store all of which receive about 1 customer a month.
Buxted Park is a deer park where some posh dickhead once lived, now its a rat infested crumbling hotel where scumbags from all over Sussex come to get hitched.
Nan Tucks Lane is a supposedly haunted road to the south of the Village. Apparently some woman was hanged for being a witch here. The village really hasn't changed much since, witch trials still occur on a fortnightly basis hence why the place is basically empty (they've hanged half the population, ie: all the women)
The town does surprisingly have a train station, but its always fucking dead cos who even comes here let's be honest?
Its 'high street' consists of a corner shop, barber and a rug store all of which receive about 1 customer a month.
Buxted Park is a deer park where some posh dickhead once lived, now its a rat infested crumbling hotel where scumbags from all over Sussex come to get hitched.
Nan Tucks Lane is a supposedly haunted road to the south of the Village. Apparently some woman was hanged for being a witch here. The village really hasn't changed much since, witch trials still occur on a fortnightly basis hence why the place is basically empty (they've hanged half the population, ie: all the women)
The town does surprisingly have a train station, but its always fucking dead cos who even comes here let's be honest?
"Hey, have you been down to Buxted recently?"
"Where?"
"Its uh...uh...never mind..."
"Where?"
"Its uh...uh...never mind..."
Buxted
A shitty boring village in the middle of nowhere.
Its 'high street' consists of a corner shop, barber and a rug store all of which receive about 1 customer a month.
Buxted Park is a deer park where some posh dickhead once lived, now its a rat infested crumbling hotel where scumbags from all over Sussex come to get hitched.
Nan Tucks Lane is a supposedly haunted road to the south of the Village. Apparently some woman was hanged for being a witch here. The village really hasn't changed much since, witch trials still occur on a fortnightly basis hence why the place is basically empty (they've hanged half the population, ie: all the women)
The town does surprisingly have a train station, but its always fucking dead cos who even comes here let's be honest?
Its 'high street' consists of a corner shop, barber and a rug store all of which receive about 1 customer a month.
Buxted Park is a deer park where some posh dickhead once lived, now its a rat infested crumbling hotel where scumbags from all over Sussex come to get hitched.
Nan Tucks Lane is a supposedly haunted road to the south of the Village. Apparently some woman was hanged for being a witch here. The village really hasn't changed much since, witch trials still occur on a fortnightly basis hence why the place is basically empty (they've hanged half the population, ie: all the women)
The town does surprisingly have a train station, but its always fucking dead cos who even comes here let's be honest?
"Hey, have you been down to Buxted recently?"
"Where?"
"Its uh...uh...never mind..."
"Where?"
"Its uh...uh...never mind..."