acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

俚语	acorn penis
释义	acorn penis A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever. Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis. I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure. I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis. Moist Acorn Penis A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist. Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight. Barry: Same, might have to join.
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