Buy Milk
To have sexual intercourse with someone.
Hey dude, Julie and I totally bought milk last night! She was so hot too. We're gonna buy milk again tonight!
buying milk
The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.
Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀
I’m going to buy milk
It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk
He’s going to the store years later
He’s going to the store years later
Dad:I’m going to buy milk
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back
I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭