Byron, IL

A giant piece of shit located just outside the shithole that is Rockford, IL. There is absolutely nothing to do but complain about there being nothing to do or complain about being called rich kids by surrounding villages such as Stillman Valley or Oregon. We can't forget about the Rock River that takes more lives than AIDS and Nigga Moments combined. It just sits there stalking the bored townsfolk into getting in so it can murder them with the stupid under current.