Bàëmpsæm
- Also referred to as Kaden, or Gru. He is an abnormally a smaller guy but is also a big fat dog. He may be small on the outside but beneath his beaky you will find a huge girthing foot-long penis. He often acts and looks like a Neanderthal with the way he dances around, wiggling his arms and making his “Beetsa batsa” noises.
Man look at Bàëmpsæm, he’s so beutiful.