Cabbache
Cabbache is a unique immortal entity that can be described as a wild and evolved cyber cabbage. Cabbache lurks slowly but strategically across the internet and can be encountered both in the (.onion) deep web and the clear web. It runs several simple websites and possesses multiple digital identities. Cabbache is best known for its rare ability to produce malicious code that secretly infiltrates various computer networks to passively gather information and observe preoccupied inattentive individuals while remaining unnoticed. Cabbache may also sometimes be mischievous and enjoys watching humans after making them mad at their infiltrated computer.
e.g:
Person 1: "Why can't I connect to the internet?"
Person 2: "Maybe you typed the wifi password incorrectly?"
Person 3: "or perhaps Cabbache is present?"
e.g:
Person 1: "Where did all my documents go?"
Person 2: "Do you have a backup?"
Person 1: "Yes, but it disappeared too!"
Person 2: "Cabbache is probably messing with you."
Person 1: "Why can't I connect to the internet?"
Person 2: "Maybe you typed the wifi password incorrectly?"
Person 3: "or perhaps Cabbache is present?"
e.g:
Person 1: "Where did all my documents go?"
Person 2: "Do you have a backup?"
Person 1: "Yes, but it disappeared too!"
Person 2: "Cabbache is probably messing with you."