C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.