Caber Tossed
The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.
Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.
caber toss
a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.
With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.