cableing

The process by which two recruiters sit on the phone and chat back and forth, both of them not knowing what the hell is going on.

Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

Old skool fat gold chain

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit

A character from Marvel's X-MEN comic books, he's the son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor. Later, he was sent to the future, where he was raised by people named Redd and Slym; these were actually Cyclops and Jean Grey. A telepath/telekinetic, he trained with the Askani, many years in the future; later on, he came back in time to fight Apocalypse. He also led the New Mutants for a time, and later, X-Force. He is also a close friend of Domino's, and currently lives in New York City.