cabramatta
Named after a suburb of Sydney, Australia, a Cabramatta is the act of taking a dump (preferably runny rather than hard) into an emptied soup can. Traditionally, meat and bean soup is used. The can is then re-sealed and either:
i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.
The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.
Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.
i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.
The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.
Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.
Joe: this soup tastes like shit.
Ed: Fuck, did your ex pull a cabramatta on you?
Ed: Fuck, did your ex pull a cabramatta on you?
Cabramatta clambake
A guy is having sex with a girl and the guy is on top and when he blows his load on top of the woman's clam, the lady then bakes in the sun for s solid hour until the man returns to eat her clam out.
Chilled on the balcony and it was so hot I gave Judy a Cabramatta clambake, can still taste it in ma stache
Cabramatta Karaoke Night
Kind of like a bucks night gone horribly wrong. Involves a group of asian males hanging out in small dark rooms, singing karaoke and having a gay orgy. NO FEMALES ALOWED!!
Shit – my ass is still sore from the karaoke night
Cabramatta hair
Bleached white hair on an Asian girl (usually of Vietnamese decent with tattoos). Known stereotype of the Cabramatta suburb of Sydney Australia. Short form: Cabra hair
Yo that girl is hot. Yeah but she's got Cabramatta hair