Acronymph
A really hot girl who speaks and or writes largely using acronyms.
And then she said "omg, brb I've got to perform CPR..." and I realized she was more than just an average acronymph.
acronymph
A cute female who's so smart she can instinctively decode those abbreviations designed to make life 'easier' for the rest of us.
"That Bethany's a real acronymph. When it comes to initials she really knows her Address Resolution Service (ARSe) from her Extremely Low Birth Weight (ELBW)"