cact
the act of sawing one's ass off, then sticking it in a trunk and taking it out occasionally to enjoy and smell it.
If you don't stop it right now, I am going to cact you!
Cact-O-Pussy
The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.
Ouch, That Bitch's Cact-O-Pussy pierced my cock and balls!!