cactus face
Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
Cactus Face
A Mexican that refuses to speak Spanish.
Joe: Hola como estas?
Cactus face: Hey what's up!
Cactus face: Hey what's up!