Cactus Rash
The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
Cactus rash
The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!