caen

{noun} the feeling that you ought to be shanking someone instead of talking to them, or at the very least no longer in their immediate vicinity. like the 'shining' (or 'shinning' if you're Willy), it's a sensation that comes over you. the urge to throttle or severely maim the individual droning at you instead of blankly staring and distantly smiling at them suddenly and almost inescapably dawns on you, and is followed by quickly leaving said individual (usually hanging in mid-sentence).

{also adjective with caenny, caennish, uncaenny, etc.}

A sex move where you dress up in a WWII uniform, then you use your penis to liberate a bottle of fine wine from a Frenchman’s colon while singing Blood On The Risers. A perfect Dirty Caen can be performed if you travel to Normandy and do it within three days June 6th.

Caen is an amazing independent young woman who makes your day from one word! Her 2 fave quotes are.....
1) if you want a rainbow, you have to deal with the rain.

2) don't stand too close to the heater babe, plastic melts.

Prolific columnist for the san Francisco chronicle for almost 60 years. Herb is perhaps best known for his inimitable column titled "caen punch"where he adroitly commented on the goings on in in the belle maiden of his city. San Francisco truly lost one of the brightest stars in it's constellation when herb caen took his final bow