cafeteria lady

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.