Cafeteria Man
An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
"Did you steal those fries?"
"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"
"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"