Caffeiner
A person who drinks a lot of coffee, probably is addicted to caffeine and hates decaf.
"What? That's your 5th cup.
You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"
You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"
caffeine
The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.
"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.
caffeine
An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.
I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.
caffeine
the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs
Why didn't you go to work today?
I didn't drink caffeine
I didn't drink caffeine
caffeine
The gateway drug. mmmm coffee.
(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
caffeinated
To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.
After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!
caffeine
A WAY OF LIFE!
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!
NEED CAFFEINE NOW!!