Caffey
1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all
2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude
2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
Caffeinessed
The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.
"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."
The Caffey
The CPR device for giving high quality CPR like they did in the old days.
Fuck bro, she coded grab the caffey
kaleb caffey
the best guy you could ever meet, is the sweetest and most caring guy ever :p
that guy is totally a kaleb caffey, keep him.