cairny
a bean suckin, long nosed, pillow biting, log ploppin, cack droppin, deep throatin male that is loved dearly
that cairny is beanin through his teeth again
Cairnie Bagging
When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.
"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"