cake show
The gratuitous display of a particularly unkempt homosexual male's anal region. This region includes the cornhole and the taint. Due to the bugger's abhorence of hygiene, a cake or patty typically coagulates consisting of fecal matter, semen in various stages of decomposition, saliva -some, his own-, dirty hemoglobin, lubricant, sweat, stray pubic hairs, powder - medicated and/or ground club drugs, and lint and/or miniscule cotton fibers from rarely-worn underpants. The "show" is usually demanded by hyper-aggressive peers at a sweet sausage party otherwise known as a gathering of gay males.
"Randy is so impressionable. It doesn't take much prodding to get him to give us all a cake show."
Vegas Cake Show
An event or occasion that begins civilized then unexpectedly turns into a gong show. Often the result of excessive alcohol consumption. Generally requires a catalyst to elevate the situation to reach new levels of high jinks. Similar to a Catalina Wine Mixer.
"Hey man, how was Nick's party?'
"Dude, it went off the rails like a Vegas Cake Show!"
"Dude, it went off the rails like a Vegas Cake Show!"
Show Cake
1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.
“Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”